X post from Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Big win by @Yankees last night to take control of AL East. Jeter & company now control their destiny.

Maggot Hagerman has covered me incorrectly for ten years. Her book is a joke! 90% of it is Fake News. She has made a living off her bad reporting, and will pay the price when our…

Great news! I have just been informed that one of the biggest, best, and smartest Retailers in America, Walmart, will be lowering prices, by a lot, at my Administration's request…

“FREE TINA!” became the rallying cry of the Republican Party over the past two years. Tina Peters just came to the White House to thank me for getting her released from prison in…

Gasoline Retailers must get their Prices down, IMMEDIATELY! They’re too high considering that Oil is now at $68 a Barrel, and heading south. The Retailers must quickly react to th…

It is my Great Honor to announce the nomination of Chris Klomp ( @1klomp) as our next Deputy Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS)! His rapid rise in my Administration prov…