X post from Wednesday, October 31, 2012

I just returned from a tour of various Statues, Monuments, Fountains and, most importantly, an old and run down Golf Course located throughout Washington, D.C., our Nation’s Capit…

It is my Great Honor to announce the nomination of Chris Klomp ( @1klomp) as our next Deputy Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS)! His rapid rise in my Administration prov…

Even though he tried unsuccessfully to prosecute me, and despite the fact that he is a major Slimeball, I feel sorry for FORMER Congressman Dan Goldman. He is wandering aimlessly,…

A lot of people are concerned about which charity my $5M will be donated to. The onus is on Obama to first release his records.

Spoiler--@dennisrodman has really got his act together so far on the upcoming season of @CelebApprentice...

How does a dummy like @billmaher get a television show--& his ratings stink. You'd think @HBO could do a lot better.