X post from Friday, November 9, 2012

Everybody wants me to talk about Robert Pattinson and not Brian Williams—I guess people just don’t care about Brian!

She’s baaack! @Rosie needs me to salvage her dying career. But it won’t help-- she’s got no talent & no persona. Too many tv cancellations!

Price gouging at many gas stations, $10 a gallon--welcome to the new world.

It’s hard to believe that we are rationing gas in NYC. OPEC is laughing all the way to the bank.

.@antbaxter Only the stupid @BBC would air your garbage—no wonder they are in such deep trouble.

.@antbaxter Anthony—did you illegally take clips from the Letterman @Late_Show show and @GolfChannel without their approval?