X post from Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Dummy Graydon Carter doesn't like me too much...great news. He is a real loser! @VanityFair

Worst ever issue of @VanityFair magazine—bad food Graydon Carter should be fired!

Isn’t it strange, the Dumocrats are running a man in Texas who looks virtually identical to Alfred E. Neuman, of MAD Magazine fame and, in Georgia, they’re running someone who loo…

Pageant people are really talking about Venezuela, Brazil, Mexico, USA, India, Australia.

Storms bring luck to whatever the occasion. They also make events a little bit more exciting! We will wait it out, I don’t care if it’s 2:00 O’Clock in the morning, or in one hour…

We’ve cleaned, renovated, and beautified over 45 Monuments and Memorials, 28 Statues, and 22 Fountains in Washington, D.C. Things are really looking good in our Nation’s Capital,…