X post from Monday, April 1, 2013

.@AlexSalmond’s insane release of the terrorist—for humanitarian reasons--will go down as a better decision..

... than his destruction of Scotland’s magnificent lands.@AlexSalmond

… is now looking to cause irreparable environmental damage with wind turbines. @AlexSalmond

The @Yankees should immediately stop paying A-Rod—he signed his contract without telling them he was a druggie.

A-Rod’s salary is more than the entire @astros. Half the players on @astros will have better seasons than him. A-Rod is a joke!

Are you expanding your business? Interview returning soldiers. Give them strong consideration. Their sacrifices deserve it.