X post from Thursday, August 1, 2013

@Nick_Botha Thank you.

I’m on @ETonlineAlert tonight to talk about what the Yankees should have done about A-Rod long ago http://et.tv/13yMNgL

@CompaqSstring3 Perhaps.

Eliot better have a great pre-nup—I want to help Silda in her negotiation.

People don’t know that Eliot’s father is very rich. Eliot likes to pretend he’s poor to appeal to voters.

Wow! Does Eliot Spitzer have a girlfriend? This is getting exciting.