X post from Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Gavin Newscum's recent Career Threatening Interview where he said he can't read a speech, he was a stupid person, but smarter than the people in the room (RACIST!), has mental inc…

Great news! I have just been informed that one of the biggest, best, and smartest Retailers in America, Walmart, will be lowering prices, by a lot, at my Administration's request…

BIG NEWS! For the first time ever, the Republican Party will hold a MIDTERM CONVENTION. It will be in Dallas, Texas — One of my favorite places in the World. It will be fantastic!…

The biggest and most consequential Decision issued by the Court, by far, is the Slaughter Case, which overturned the very famous Humphrey’s Executor Rule. This whole concept of “P…

I am very pleased to announce that I have nominated Lance Schroyer to be our next ICE Director. Lance has over 29 YEARS of Law Enforcement experience in Oklahoma — A State where I…

Think of it, the Arab League doesn't want to get involved with Syria - but they want us to do their dirty work. How stupid!