X post from Friday, October 17, 2014

.@katyperry must have been drunk when she married Russell Brand @rustyrockets – but he did send me a really nice letter of apology!

I watched Russell Brand @rustyrockets on the @jimmyfallon show the other night—what the hell do people see in Russell—a major loser!

Bad, and very boring singer, Bruce Springsteen, who looks like a dried up prune who has suffered greatly from the work of a really bad plastic surgeon, has long had a horrible and…

Iran, which is being beat to HELL, has apologized and surrendered to its Middle East neighbors, and promised that it will not shoot at them anymore. This promise was only made bec…

They should be thrown out of the USA. Get it done, NOW! That includes their loser Rep. Omar, who married her brother (gross!). President DJT \nSomali Suitcase Stash: Feds say $130…

Did Thomas Massie, sometimes referred to as Rand Paul Jr., because of the fact that he always votes against the Republican Party, get married already??? Boy, that was quick! No wo…