X post from Tuesday, January 27, 2015

"@coverallpads: @realDonaldTrump @ApprenticeNBC awesome show. I haven't missed 1 show from season 1 till now" Great!

"@BuckyBirt: @13ascot81 @realDonaldTrump #CelebrityApprentice has caused me to like Brandi."

"@antonio_pitocco: First time watching #CelebrityApprentice tonight. @realDonaldTrump plays no games!"

"@NBCVote: Awesome! @northwesternsig got $25k from @realDonaldTrump and $40k from @GeraldoRivera for @CoastGuardFound Charity wins!"

"@GeneLingerfelt: Country's been run by low I.Q. people for years. Why @SenTedCruz, @realDonaldTrump, amaze us when they speak."

President Obama, our great leader, wants to declare martial law in New York City as a means of helping out with the "massive" storm.